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Traditional economics failed to account for the most important market force: cats. While economists debate supply and demand, cats have been operating a shadow economy based on three pillars: Naps, Treats, and Chaos.
$MEOWNOMICS represents the first honest attempt to formalize what cats have known all along: value is not created through labor or capital, but through strategic indifference and selective attention.
Empty food bowls create infinite demand. Full bowls have zero value. This is why cats demand food at 3 AM despite having kibble available.
Value is generated by ignoring humans when they want attention, then demanding it when they're busy. This creates artificial scarcity of affection.
A $200 cat tree has less value than a free cardboard box. True worth is determined by the user, not the market. Amazon understands this.
Random 3 AM sprints predict market volatility with 97% accuracy. When cats run sideways, markets move vertical.
Objects pushed off tables always fall. This is not destruction but wealth redistribution from countertops to floor economy.
Risk is irrelevant when you have multiple lives. This explains why cats make better traders than humans who only YOLO once.
Value = (Naps Γ Treats) Γ· (Dogs in Neighborhood)Β²
Proven by centuries of feline empirical research
Remember:
In traditional economics, the market is always right.
In Meownomics, the cat is never wrong.
Make sure you have SOL in your wallet (Phantom, Solflare, etc.) for the purchase and gas fees.
Visit LetsBonk.fun and connect your Solana wallet to the platform.
Search for $MEOWNOMICS using our contract address or ticker symbol.
Enter the amount of SOL you want to swap, confirm the transaction, and join the pride.
Contract renounced, liquidity locked forever. Maximum security for all holders.
No buy tax, no sell tax. Keep all your profits, pure and simple.
Revolutionary feline-based economics backed by our comprehensive manifesto. Finally, economics that makes sense.
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